Hague pilot requests gova 4 mo passengers

Ingawa gova imekubali yenyewe tha wanasiasa who chochead vita last year itabidi wafikishwe Hague chap chap, pilot wa ile plane itawabeba tetas he can't chomoka kabla ishone. "Cheki hii situation charlie yangu. Mimi, conda na cabin crew hukanjua on commission, so hakuna vile tunaweza fly mapoliticians tupu n xpect kumake doe poa," sez capt. Cokpit Turbulence, who anzad as a mkoko dere btwn marikiti n Machakos airport. "Na usisahau lazima tukanje kanjo 4 parking n Mungiks 4 tha route," he adds.
Turbulence suggests kuna groups kadhaa gova shud order 2 apply online 2 sindikiza mapoliticians hague, destination 2nd best afta bunge chujad da idea of undaing a tribunal in area code 254. "Saa zile conda anaita wadhii mimi husoma Bible badala ya kupiga honi ya plane au kukatia ma air hostess," turbulence xplains. "Kuna siku nilisoma Yesu wasn't crucified solo."
Tha first kirindi he thinks shud on tha plane ni madere wa mathree. "Angalia vile hao huingia na kifua mbele ya ndai yako au kudrive juu ya pevu wakati wa jam na makarao hawado any," he observes. "Na bado, usisahau kukirain wanadouble fare, au ghafla wanasay 'Mwisho wa gari,' kabla wafike bus stn na hakuna cha refund."
Group ya mbe ni wale wasay wana tabia funny tao. "Badala wakucall 'beste' or 'siste' they hiss at u kama nyoka ina audition 4 Kenyan idol," he sez. They r closely fuatwad by those who spit ovyo ovyo kwanza where u r about 2 step. "Hawa ma forko jembe ni alarm 2 sana wen TB imeshika kinyama." Turbulence complains dat even tho kanjo will now fine pips 2k or miezi kaa 3 cell in Inda 4 such tabias, it won't b effective. "Nani siku hizi atakosa kavu mbili wen mabanks, masacco na merry-go-rounds zinapatiana personal loans kama wazimu."
Tha third kerende of potential escorts ni makauzi who chapa u mambao juu uko na fone ya tene or just finje mfukoni. "It's mbof enuff kauzi anafinyilia mbao kwa shingo yako bila ya 1-months notice of intent," turbulence zushas, "without em bouting u 4 bebaing a 3210. Kwani hawacheki news? world imepararishwa na recession."
Fourth group ni pips who r sooo impatient 4 tha lift 2 fika ground flr mpaka wanafinya buttons zote. "Not only do they not time 4 tha lift 2 empty kabla waingie," turbulence observes, "but afta all dat drama kumbe wanashuka 1st flr!"
Fifth kirindi ni those who flash u as if kuna emergency. "Msay atakuflash kila dakika but ukimbuzz anakushow, 'Johnny, vipi. Ulicheki aji ball ya jana ya Man u na Arsenali?' "
Turbulence sez 4 now those guys r enuff 2 jaza ndege yake. "In case wakizidi tutacheki kama tunaweza chuja Michuki's rules, ndio wakae wanne wanne economy class."