UG's pataing of ngata and its beef with Kenya over who shud download the migingo islands browser has wachad country code 254 wazaing 'tutado?'
1 mpango being chorwad is 2 tuma a delegation ya power by boat from ziwa victoria to KPL 2 nego with M-7 kabla UG jengas a border offo on migingo and demands wakenya 2 apply for a visa in Nai.
Dip Immunity, a lounger at the mystery of foreign affairs and an ex-makerere studi whose thesis was 'joseph kony and the rebel angle in climate change,' confrmed by IM the existence of that mchoro. "Tunataka kubonga na M-7 tumshow our 2 countries have been mabeste tangu reli ijengwe enzi za maneaters of Tsavo," Dip semad. "Huskii si poa UG iwe na all thaaaat ngata halafu itunyime."
Dip alisay the migingo domay will be the appetiser during the mazungumzo, halafu the ngata buffet will be served. "Just like kukuta vitu where u just don't go fuaaa, hatutaki kuonekana nia yetu ni ngata from the first second. Kumbuka tuna sifa mbaya regionally as a man eat man society."
Dip bongad that Kenya might let UG keep migingo as long as it kwachus a timam share of UG's ngata "that will fanya shortages and queues at our petis potea 4 ever." As gova ya mseto waits for M-7 to bonga after it sent him a sufuria of Kenyan-cooked matoke by the same chopper that backfired on Ubako last week, otha bongo la biashara moves are being pangwad at one river rori club daily at 3am.
Kwanza is 2 convince vyombo vya habari to patia brito n stato ambassadors blackout and let balozi wa UG 2 bonga on kila kitu from shipjackers to the Hague to nyaga stockbrokers. "Bana, these mabalozis from brito n stato have been sounding like broken records tangu 1963. Ni wakati wa regional talent to take over," she semad.
Pili is 2 a weka a ka-note chini ya tender ads that semas 'UG contractors are especially encouraged 2 bid 4 this jobo.'
Lakini Dip couldn't swing us mo 411 as her mdosi's PC is da only one with net connection and she had been busted. "Usijali, dongera ni beste. Whacha niende tao window shopping 4 a godfather and bakora 4 M-7. Nitatoboa more morrow coz mdosi atakuwa at an islands and conflict resolution workshop. Cheers."
Saturday, March 28, 2009
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chekakiasi.blogspot.com intro
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why 2nd best source of fiction after election campaign promises? well, wanasiasa will promise us anything ndio we send them 2 bunge, and thanks 2 the 'multiple' sources of ganji they have, n their access 2 media exposure, sisi at chekakiasi can't compete with them in chomoaing fiction. There4 we have 2 settle 4 no 2 in unleashing fake news.
Coz i'm chopping full time i can't update the blog daily, but i pledge to post a storo at least once a week.
Pls drop your thots in the 'comments' part of the blog au email chekakiasi@gmail.com. cheers.
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the writing style is a kachumbari of english/slang/sheng.
why 2nd best source of fiction after election campaign promises? well, wanasiasa will promise us anything ndio we send them 2 bunge, and thanks 2 the 'multiple' sources of ganji they have, n their access 2 media exposure, sisi at chekakiasi can't compete with them in chomoaing fiction. There4 we have 2 settle 4 no 2 in unleashing fake news.
Coz i'm chopping full time i can't update the blog daily, but i pledge to post a storo at least once a week.
Pls drop your thots in the 'comments' part of the blog au email chekakiasi@gmail.com. cheers.
wamoronjia
Gova lets bachelors uza bond
Bachelors who had sarayed storo of marriage coz of msoto now have a chance to badilisha their marital statuses on their CVs after gova angukiad for their marriage bond mpango on Friday.
A jazzed Sinyear Barchela, mdosi of the pressure group bachelors bila doe (bbd), could not chill after he got the mzuri 411 from the wizara ya ganji which had flashed him and he had 2 buzz them. "Manze on behalf of mabachelor wote and on my own behalf, natoa shukran 2 gova 4 realising that the infrastructure bond njaro that bambad mainvestor sana majuzi can also be cloned to sekta zingine za uchumi kama ndoa," said Sinyear, aged 392/3.
Bbd was anzishwad kedo 3 yrs ago 2 tetea haki za mabachelor msoto who are always being chujwad by haters such as folks, wadosis, relas, mabeste, etc who don't amini that a jamaa needs mukwanja ndio afanye ndoa."Huskii hii bond itatuma mahaters wote 2 elewa that our members all along takad to oa, but msoto forced them to kill that vibe and instead lead maisha ya commitment phobia, kuwasha kila weekend na kubeba ma takeaway," he ongezad.
Bbd is 1 ngo that doesn't dowea donor chumes. Its wanachama pay on time, its t-shirts kama 'najivunia kuwa bachelor' always sell out in gikosh and its annual bachelors pride parade walks from tao to kamukunji attract mafans wengi including karao.
According to the min. of chapaa website chini ya the 'breaking news' icon, "the tuwezeshe mabachelor wamarry bond will assist wallet challenged jamaas in relationships penya the 'i want a commitment' stage coz our utafiti shows this is the corner most relationships sambaratika."
The bond lands on Apr 1 and its lengo is to kwachu kitu 20.3m to be shared katikati ya bbd's 222 members. Mo 411 and application forms are available at all bars that show premier league, vinyozi stima, stag party venues and www.bbd.org.ke
As to the terms and conditions that apply in marriage such as buzzing wifey when joboing late, Sinyear semad, "bbd haina beef with that reality coz sisi wote tunataka kusettle down na kuitwa baba so and so kabla 2030."
A jazzed Sinyear Barchela, mdosi of the pressure group bachelors bila doe (bbd), could not chill after he got the mzuri 411 from the wizara ya ganji which had flashed him and he had 2 buzz them. "Manze on behalf of mabachelor wote and on my own behalf, natoa shukran 2 gova 4 realising that the infrastructure bond njaro that bambad mainvestor sana majuzi can also be cloned to sekta zingine za uchumi kama ndoa," said Sinyear, aged 392/3.
Bbd was anzishwad kedo 3 yrs ago 2 tetea haki za mabachelor msoto who are always being chujwad by haters such as folks, wadosis, relas, mabeste, etc who don't amini that a jamaa needs mukwanja ndio afanye ndoa."Huskii hii bond itatuma mahaters wote 2 elewa that our members all along takad to oa, but msoto forced them to kill that vibe and instead lead maisha ya commitment phobia, kuwasha kila weekend na kubeba ma takeaway," he ongezad.
Bbd is 1 ngo that doesn't dowea donor chumes. Its wanachama pay on time, its t-shirts kama 'najivunia kuwa bachelor' always sell out in gikosh and its annual bachelors pride parade walks from tao to kamukunji attract mafans wengi including karao.
According to the min. of chapaa website chini ya the 'breaking news' icon, "the tuwezeshe mabachelor wamarry bond will assist wallet challenged jamaas in relationships penya the 'i want a commitment' stage coz our utafiti shows this is the corner most relationships sambaratika."
The bond lands on Apr 1 and its lengo is to kwachu kitu 20.3m to be shared katikati ya bbd's 222 members. Mo 411 and application forms are available at all bars that show premier league, vinyozi stima, stag party venues and www.bbd.org.ke
As to the terms and conditions that apply in marriage such as buzzing wifey when joboing late, Sinyear semad, "bbd haina beef with that reality coz sisi wote tunataka kusettle down na kuitwa baba so and so kabla 2030."
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