Grace Mugabe applies 4 a ki-shakay in Kenya

Grace Mugabe ameshow gova ya Ubako na Tinga 2 organise 4 her a ki-shakay s'where in Kenya ndio aendelee na maziwa bizna yake. Hii ni afta Nestle Zim kuwekwa mapressure na mahaterz in Brito n SA iwache kuboti maziwa kutoka hiyo shakay ya grace, au itacollide na boycott ya power.
Inasemekana ati tha mngoso ex-owner of dat shakay, which supplies nestle zim with maziwa kaa litre 1m kila mwaka, was forced 2 ndonyo it bei ya jioni by makauzi wa Zanu-PF.
"Aaaah silly," shouts Hara Bula, PA wa grace, whose salo depends on the inflation rate ya hiyo mwezi. "Hao wangoso mahaters hawajui dat when u strike an African woman, you strike a rock." Bula sez grace hakujifungia kwa bedroom yake na kuanza kulia afta nestle zim walemewe na pressure. "Zee, alienda online n that's where she got tha idea afta asome ati Qatar imerent 40k Ha in Tana river 4 kilimo," she sez. Bula adds dat grace was like if a mwafrika can rent out his shakay to a muarabu, how hard can it be 2 do tha same 4 anotha mwafrika who also has investment ganji?
Qatar imejitolea kujenga port in Lamu as its CSR project, n bula sez grace pia ana mpango similar especially raondi hii when wakidi wengi hawakunywi maji enuff juu ya drought throughout area code 254. "Tutadonate maziwa 2 kila primo kenya nzima mon-fri 2 complement free primary education," she reveals. "Na bado, unlike maziwa ya kitambo ya nyayo, wakidi watakuwa na selection gwan kama chocolate, strawberry na vanilla flavours."
Bula sez grace hajali where she gets a ki-shakay hata kama ni sides za north-eastern, as long as at least kuna airstrip karibu ndio she can fika Nai kila wikendi 2 shop. "Trust me, hamna therapy poa kama hiyo, especially afta stress za kuamshwa na mooo, moooo, daily," she points out.
Samples zishatumwa 2 both ubako n tinga 4 tasting. "Karibu tufanye blunder ya kutuma sample 2 ubako pekee, alafu Tsvangirai akatukumbusha kenya siku hizi kuna prime minister," bula kumbukas. "Kizee, ilibidi pilot apige U-turn ndio a-get sample 4 tinga othawise ODM wangekanyagia hiyo deal."
Bula hopes gova itapitisha application ya grace at least by Oct 20. "Tunataka kulaunch na double n what better time than Kenyatta day's state hse buffet," she sez. "Ikifika chai ya 4pm, tunataka maguests wabambike na tiabe containing maziwa ya grace."