Kenya, iran na makauzi 2 benefit frm obama prize

Zile nchi ziko na beef with Stato zimeshoiwa zirelax afta Obama kwachud the '09 Nobel Peace Prize last wk. "Kwanza kabisa obama wud like 2 apologise to those wanasiasa 15 he toad rangi in a letter last month," sez Yes Wecan, a geog odijo whose side hustle is teaching obama's cabinet kule Africa iko kwa map. Wecan adds dat Otato pia imechomoa a special offer 2 those 15 victims dat includes no visa application fees, no interviews, multiple entry visas n free airport transfers. "In fact kama these jamaas can jipanga into a kerende wen they fika, naweza organise wakutane na obama 4 sembe kunde kule White hse," he reveals.
Otato sasa itadeal na makauzi peacefully nxt time wakipiga meli ya stato ngeta. "Badala ya kusend macommando kurescue meli, raondi hii tutadrop maparachute zimeshona maburgers, mapizzas, mapopcorn na mahorror movies," wecan toboas. "Tunahope hizo burungu zitaconvince hao makauzi wawachilie meli zetu roho safi i say."
Iran pia inaweza tulia mdogo. "Tumekuwa tukizusha kaa miaka 40 iran isaray story za nuclear mpaka siku hizi tunasound kama ndai imetoboka xhaust," wecan tetas. He confirms dat iran sasa inaweza endelea na its nuclear mjengo bila kuwaza kama kesho stato itawanyeshea style ya Hiroshima na Nagasaki. "Actually tutabonga nao wauzie Kenya elec afta balozi wetu huko azushe vile juzi alikatsika afta kukimbia home kucheki prison break only 4 elec kukatika."
But wecan adds dat kuna disclaimer: kila siku sio Sunday 4 all wadhii with beef na stato. "Zee, hatuwezi 4 give kila msay na wewe, othawise tutaboeka sana na wasay wengi hii mtaa wanaweza poteza wax," he justifies it. "So bado tutamaintain sanctions dhidi ya Mugabe, tutasupport Al Bashir apatiwe red carpet welcome Hague na tutazidi kupambana na Taliban sides za Afghanistan."