Kenyanz pausing majuu advised of how 2 avoid Gates' karao experience

Afta a nyauthi professor wa nguvu was kamatuad by stato makarao 4 pitaing with his own mlango ya cager yake, ubako n tinga's gova has chomoad a 'Usido' survival guide online 4 wakenya already there na pia wale flying out leo. "Sema. Afta kisanga ya henry gates kubambua na makarao kwa cager yake even afta awashow I.D. yake, imebidi tuonye wakenya in advance," sez tukae masaa of tha wakenya walioko majuu (wwm) dept of the min. of foreign affairs.
Gates alipita na mlango ya cager yake baada ijam kufunguka, lakini neighbour mngoso alishtua makarao ati kuna makauzi in dat diggs.
Masaa warns kenyans living majuu, n particularly in stato, not 2 photocopy gates' njaro shud their doors jam kufunguka. "Sakanya neighbour mngoso acome apite na huo mlango, lakini kwanza mshow I.D. yako na title deed kaa uko nayo," he xplains. He adds if yo jiranis diss u, then buzz makarao.
2nd, if yo mots battery chips mangware, tafadhali usijaribu 2 stua it. "Ningeku advise uende works na mathree, alafu lunch time ucome na breakdown preferably ya mngoso," masaa cautions.
Tatu, tuseme mboch wako apate bottee call alafu asahau kuanua mng'aro, don't jaribu kuzianua usiku afta wax. "Unless kunarain, time hadi morning," masaa sez.
Nne, kaa unacharge fone yako at jobo, usidhubutu kuidisconnect fuaaa afta battery ishone. "Ita ma colleague wawili-watatu wangoso alafu ushow mmoja abuzz namba yako 2 prove fone ni yako," masaa sez. He adds dat yo chances of being believed r hi kama ringtone yako inajivunia kuwa ya kikenya.