Hilary updates Bill on her Nai raos with Somalia orezzo

Sasa sweetie. Niko poa on my tour of Africa na nabambika ni aji! Na hope ile dishi nilikuachia kabla nishoot bado iko.
Nway, leo yote nilikuwa Nai where among otha pips i met was prezzo Ahmo wa Somalia. Si unamesea makauzi hiyo mtaa won't let hata mende ivisit. Noma sweetie, noma.
Afta press conference Ahmo alichomoa mpango ya kunipeleka Easich. I was like, "Where the *** is Easich?" Akanishow Easich is Mogadishu's twin sis, only difference being Easich is multi-cultural. I was game. We went 2 Posta where I almost blundered by dandiaing tha 1st mathree displaying the '9' kibao kwa windscreen. "Unado? Hauoni hii mathree vile imechoka?" Ahmo tetad.
We tegead kiasi halafu mathree moja with a variety of colours, sagging tyres, an exhaust that sounded like a rocket, and baggy side mirrors checked in. Ahmed showed me 2 fuata him, lakini hatunge compete na madem/macharlie wa seco who didn't even ngoja mathree isimame. By tha time tujisunde ndani ndai ilikuwa chrome. Kulikuwa na charlie moja holding coins mob kwa mkono ya right and shaking them as if he was sending a secret message. He also kept on repeating, "Mwisho wa gari tafadhali, mwisho wa..." "This is tha condi, beste yangu sana hadi utabebwa saree," Ahmo xplained. He then gotead dere and in sekunde kadhaa charlie moja who was seated next to tha dere was chujwad and I replaced him.
Mathree anzad safari halafu vitu mbe fanyikad tulipofika Luthuli ave: dere aliwachilia ngoma zingine loud viajabu na pia akafinya ndai mpaka I thot we wud fly! Mwisho wa Luthuli tukaget jam on River rd. Lakini condi mjanja akashow dere asijifunge na jam, apasulie thru Kirinyaga rd and off we went, kwanza wrong side! Fikaing Mtoni tukapata karao who raised his mkono. Lakini wapi, tha dere, who was tafunaing some greenish majani frm a juala, lengad him big time. Nikamuangalia in horror. "Usijali supuu. Huyo karao tunajua dawa yake na tutampitia squad next," he semad.
Wakati mathree fikad Garage, Ahmo showed me tudondoke. Damn, dere alikuwa charlie moja mhandsome! "Kitambo kidogo hii ndio ilikuwa base ya boo za KBS," Ahmo pointed to tha empty museum. Tukaendelea kupiga kalesa lakini kwa roadi juu pevu side zote zilikuwa zimeshona ma hawker na taka taka. I also did long jump 2 avoid sewage na mate.
Next stop was Garissa Lodge where kila burungu frm a 21-inch telly hadi G-string zilikuwa zinauzwa bei ya jioni. Nikaconvert hizo bei 2 madollaray na chief, huskii Stato tunagongwa kugongwa! Baada ya tour mdogo nikageiwa complimentary CD of 'bongo la biashara' by the Garissa Lodge Hustlers Sacco.
Next ilikuwa cager ya broker flani wa mitoo. Si alikuwa na selection ya nguvu: Ak, 9mm... si usaray. He swung me a complimentary AK. "Don't get it twisted. He xpects u 2 unganishia 4 him bizna in Stato thru AGOA," Ahmo sed.
Nilikuwa naanza kuenjoi hii tour n was looking fwd 2 visiting the next SME wen karao nabbed Ahmo and ordered him atoe ID chap chap. I tetad dat this was a denial of his human right of freedom of movement. "Tuliza au sisi wawili tutalala ndani," he sed. "Time 2 hapo narudi." I decided to buzz Ubako n zusha wen shit, I kumbukad fone yangu can't roam in Africa. I was about 2 give up on Ahmo wen he came back kaa anahema "Woria, msako noma nakwambia." He showed me tour itabidi ikatike n we dandiad the nearset mathree 2 tao.
Lakini Ahmo ni mchoraji. Wen we were in Ngara he buzzed wadhii kadhaa and tukajikuta at the HQ za Easich Veve Stock Exchange (EVSE) at Wilson airport. Nikajionea vile veve is bot, packaged n loaded kwa ndege 4 xport majuu. As usual nikathanyua a complimentary gunia ambayo tutaveveka nayo nikirudi home, usijali.
Siku interesting au sio. Whacha nikadoro juu morrow nashoot SA. Lala unono my dear.
PS: Nai kuna power rationing so sikupiga mbisha na fone yangu 2 save battery, pole.