Karaos 2 excel in customer service afta evening daros

Makarao wameconfirm maneno matamu yako njiani afta getting elimu ya ngumbaru in customer care. "Tuseme mathegi carjack u on a Friday jioni and by kismat dump u alive at Karura forest with your fone, ukitubuzz hatutalenga fone," sez inspector Njumu Zinametameta. "Instead, tutakushow, 'Shukran 4 buzzing 999. Pole sana beste 4 yo misfortune 'n we feel u, we really do. Lakini manze ndai yetu haina GPS. Si u buzz us in 2030 hivi. Cheers' "
Zinametameta adds dat u shouldn't stress ukigongana na magava on patrol in yo mtaa usiku usiku. "Hakuna ofisa atakuask, 'Unatoka wapi, unaenda wapi, leta ID haraka haraka!' " Instead they will enquire how yo day was, recognise vile umeng'ara poa, n kumbusha u how muhadhara it is 2 tembea mtaani malate kwanza these days of elec rationing. "In fact mmoja wetu will volunteer 2 escort u hadi cager yako," Zinametameta sez.
He xplains dat mama pimas will b treated with r.e.s.p.e.c.t. during misakos. "Be4 tulikuwa tunapita na mlango halafu tunabamba pombe haramu," he reminisces. "Lakini kutoka morrow we will kwanza knock, gotea mama Timo n her clayos, alafu show her tuko na copy ya nguvu kwamba ana ndonyo ng'ang'u in violation of section 254, subsection 020 of the keroro act of the Lancaster House constitution of the sovereign republic of kenya.' " Zinametameta sez magava will then request mama timo afungue mlango mos mos.
And wen traffic cops suddenly simamisha mandai tao ndio orezo apite, mmoja wao will xplain situation 2 u. "Gota dere, wazi. Eazer jo, tunaelewa una rush 2 drop dat urgent maize importation tender. Lakini time mdogo ndio prezzo afike mtaani 4 tiabe ya saa nne."