Teeniez sasa demandin 4 1800cc ndais

Folks wameteta dat minister soita's maoni dat hawezi fika a funky in a small ride coz it's 4 teeniez is 2 blame 4 their kidoz turnin 18 sasa demandin motis.
Wen he chopped gova's budget majuzi, uhuru downgraded ministas from shindes, prados, rangeez, etc to 1800cc motis 2 save munde gova spends on ngata n kirinyaga rd spares.
Afta soita's kichwa ngumu diss, peros whose tois r gongaing 18 wanakiona. "Pato aliturn 18 on june 18," semas baba pato. "Hiyo asubuhi ngware pato alinishow mbisha za ndai za 1800cc zile alikuwa amedownload kwa fone yake ndio a book test drive." Baba pato stukad, thinkin dat pato had angukiad ganji za power kutoka those emails dat promise jamaas mamilioni in commission if u swing em yo a/c no ndio wadeposit their inheritance from a dead sonko who was a distant rela.
"Wapi, pato alinikumbusha ati ni birthday yake na since huyu mbuyu anaitwa shitash alibonga 1800cc ndais r for teeniez, kuna vile naweza organise moja?" Baba pato xplains dat pato has been smsin him like kila dakika, includin emailing him links 2 all websites of dealers from ngong rd 2 park rd 2 thika rd dat specialise in 1800cc rides. "Boss, what's this? Huyu mjnr amenoki nini? Si juzi juzi birthday ilikuwa cake, babito, watoi kucheza hide n seek alafu jioni washoot home," he kumbukas.
He sez wen he gongad 18 his mafolks walimpeleka 2 tha chief where he kwachud an I.D. "Alafu wakanipiga msomo ati sasa niwache tabia za kitoto kama kucheza na ball ya juala, othawise sitapata wife."
Baba pato ameamua kulenga pato's calls n jobo OT, even tho works don't chota 4 OT siku hizi.
But mama pato, who is also being handwad by pato n is avoiding him by attendin mo chama meetings, baby showers n keshas, amechomoa idea ingine.
"Nitamobilise mapero wote ambao watoi wao wamegonga 18 n r demandin 1800cc motis as birthday gifts. Halafu tutademonstrate nje ya nani huyo, eh, soita's offo demandin aseme he was misquoted or s'thin," declares mama pato. "Labda alimaanisha the cars r 4 ministas' tois who r turning 18, au kitu kama hiyo."