Conje to jaribu keep ma mps macho during budget speech

Bunge raondi hii has chomoad a mpango dat labda will kazia mps from dozing when uhuru chops his fao budget next thursday.
Mays, parliament's chief usher and door locker, says alipata motisha ya kudo s'thin 1 aftay after mps scattered juu ya lack of quoro. "Jo, nilikuwa idle na mimi hutinga wax 4.32. So nika amua kucheki clips za last year ndio nijue risto ya sitting arrangement," he xplains. "Ebu imajin ma mp kaa wote walikuwa wanang'orota wakati kimush alikuwa anabonga story ya ganji za mabilioni. Mezesha charlie yangu, mezesha."
Mays semas afta kuwatch hiyo horror movie, he amuad kubrainstorm solutions kabla ya june 11, but haikuwa eazy. "Nilibonga na ma dere na ma bodyguards. Wakachomoa ideas kaa nichew paper kwa mdomo kaa veve alafu nitupie ma mp wanaotuna, au niandike majina zao alafu ni email speaker man ken, etc."
It was in kachmega while attending a ngo-sponsored workshop on 'current best practice in parliamentary ushering' dat mays angukiad a suluhisho. "Kuna sato nilienda kucheki bullfighting ndio ikanihit: Conje!" he xclaims.
Wen he came back, Mays had 2 time her 4 kitu a month along thika rd be4 he caught up with her one ngware doing tizi. "Kwanza, aliitisha cash in advance lakini nikamshow hakuendangi hivyo kwa tender za gova," he bongas.
"Lakini alinionya tukijaribu ujanja ya typing error kwa cheque yake atatufunza adabu style ya mike tyson."
He is fired dat conje will toboa juu since our mps r vichwa ngumu, wanahitaji dawa sugu only her jabs can deliver. Mays burnt 4 her a CD of the clip of the mps doroing so that she can jua who r the problem swatchists. "So, siwezi sema ako wapi saa hii, but ni location ya nguvu: gym, telly, buffet, maji hot, massage, na kadhlalika."
Only 1 shida now sumbuas mays be4 thursday. "Sijui akae side gani: pnu au odm. Bamba hii biz card yangu, ukipata ideas ni buzz."