Zooma 2 chuja diss word 'makwerekwere'

Prezzo zooma has semad he will chuja the matusi word 'makwerekwere' from da brains n tongues of sa miros.
Bongaing jana nite at state hse joburg where he threw an african nite bash 4 miros studying n joboing in sa, legally or illegally; he kwanza apologised 4 last year's hater sessions that mulikad only cross-border born nyauthis. "Wadhii, eazy jo, eazy. On behalf of hao ma haters who chomad yo cagers, looted yo bizna n killed their fellow miros coz they're not named thabo or thandi, i apologise," he semad.
Zooma aka msholozee aka umshini wami, who had ng'arad a leopard skin kinyasa and an ak-47 slung over his mgongo, fuatad by toboaing he was once in exile in zambia after he got 411 dat makaburu lusted 2 make his ass rest in peace during em days of ubaguzi wa rangi. "Hakuna hata siku moja nilitusiwa makwerekwere, hakuna! In fact wazambia walinishow love 2 sana kwanza after niwashow shaka zulu was a rela of mine," he revealed. It was while he was lounging in exile dat zooma juad how 2 dara n fire an umshini wami (zulu 4 machine gun), and both have been mabeste eva since mpaka msholozee grabbed the mic and chomoad da track 'lethu umshini wami' (bring me ma machine gun).
He paused kiasi n sipped some mnazi from a gourd next to him, and endelead by saying he wud tumia his umshini wami 2 pop any sa nyauthi who calls a fellow miro 'makwerekwere.' 2 prove that hacheki na watu zooma grabbed the ak from his mgongo and contributed 2 global warming by shooting in the ozone layer, making wadhii 2 lie sakafuni chap chap. "Hahaaaaa, msistuke mabeste, msistuke hahaaa," he reassured dem. "Lakini raondi hii ilibidi niwashow dat actions hubonga louder than maneno matupu."
Msholozee semad dat a hotline n website wud be set up asap where foreign born miros wud report any 'makwerekwere' incidents. "Kama siko karibu musijali. Si mnamesea ndakuwa busy kinyama juu sasa mimi ni orezoe. Lakini ndatuma bouncer moja au wawili faster na umshini wami ndio washow hao mahater vile si hufanya watiaji kama hao," he semad.
He added dat instead of first visiting europe and stato, raondi hii he will flip tha script n tembelea african countries instead. "Kwa mfano nataka kuvisit naijo nijionee vile hao huweza kuchomoa ma movie kibao kila wiki, na kenya nicheki vile ma marathon runners hufanya tizi, na kadhalika."
Coz he had hemad sana after 3 months of campaigning, kesi kortini, kumarry wife no 5, etc, zooma tossed his speech in the air, and ordered dj thabo thandi 2 anzisha da heng by spinning some mogithi tracks.