Tinga, mps, diss Jamaican PM 4 his salo moves

Tinga has dissed Bruce G, da Jamaican waziri mkuu, 4 being a forko jembe 4 not only cutting his salo by 15%, but pia 4 kataaing a 7% salo increment dat was 2 check in on April Fools' Day.
Bruce g told wadhii of his uamuzi during a beachside dub hanye over Easter, where he stopped by 2 katika kiasi. "Ni aji mabeste, jo si hii bash inabamba 2 sana mpaka sijiskii kurudi state house. Nway skizeni dakika moja, skizeni jo. Raondi hii ni kunoma nchini juu economy iko hali mahututi. So nimeamua hakuna haja nijienjoy na huku nyinyi mnatuna njaa," he ambiad them. "Kwahivyo kutoka jana nimefyeka 15% off salo yangu na pia ile increment ya 7% nilifaa nikwachu tarehe mosi pia siitaki, mnasikia? siitaki," he emphasised, as mafans wikad, "Airay, airay bruce g wewe ni wetu, wewe ni wetuuuuu!"
Bruce g's annual salo be 4 his beachfront declaration was kedo ksh4.9 metres.
But tinga, hollaing at wanachungwa as he sambazad organic juo 2 them at chungwa hse over easter, wasted bruce g 4 throwing wood. "Noooow, nini mbaya na huyu mbuyu? Ni sampuli gani of a prime minister is this ambaye anakataa chapaa? Ana akili timamu kweli?" he axed.
Tinga reminded mafans dat he's been operating like an intern since gova ya mseto landed in feb '08, n he's negoing seriously 4 a salo ya nguvu kaa ya Ubako. "Shindwe, sasa this jamaa atamake life yangu as waziri mkuu even harder coz PNU wanaweza nishow i kubali the same salo as bruce g's ambayo haiwezekani. Mnasikia? haiwezekani. Kwani bruce anaishi wapi hajasikia ile ngoma ya Nameless 'salary O'?" he axed, as mafans shouted "Mu email mp3! mu email mp3!"
Tinga threatened 2 swim 2 jamaica and dare bruce g 2 exchange places with him. "Kama hataki munde he can come 2 Nai & chukua my posi n become an intern, and i take his and bamba a salo too. Na bado, na bado, i will regain weight coz there will be no mo pnu 2 ha...? 2 handa my ass," he ongezad.
Hata Kenya's waheshimiwas have zushad 4 bruce g for asking jamaican mps kiroho safi 2 fuata his lead and take a 10% salo cut. Bongaing nje ya their gym at Wabunge Towers after a thorough workout, the wabunges who had chapiliad t-shirts saying, "Ni mafala tu hukanja taxes," chujad bruce g 4 being a hater. "Kwani huyu charlie amevuta nini mpaka anashow ma mps wa hiyo mtaa wakwachu salo less?" ulizad Tumbo Saw, the caucus' mc who was chosen coz he doesn't bang tables hata akijam. "Kwani huyu mtiaji hajui works ya ubunge ni sugu jo juu kila mudhii hudhani we r walking ATMs. In fact ma mps dunia nzima wanafaa waongezewe doe."
Tumbo threatened 2 disrupt bunge n bring a private member's motion of no confidence in bruce g. "Hata kama ako majuu, ni lazima tumshow tuko imara, tuko radar, na tuna feel ma mps wenzetu hiyo nchi ya Sean Paul na akiendelea na huwo upumbavu, tutapeleka case Hague."