Mboches bamba afta G10 incites mamaz, bachelorz cancel weddos

Da uamuzi by G10 2 chochea Kenyan mamas 2 nyima jamaas booty has led 2 a sudden increase in demand for mbochnes in nai.
Madam L, a ex-mboch who sasa runs her own mboch placement kabureau near kencom, in addition 2 a salon n a massage parlour, sed she was lazimishwad 2 lenga jienjoying long weekend 2 do bizna afta traffic kibao on her kabureau's website wekad jam n and crashed. "Wa, boss, si hii risto ya kunyima macharlie vitu imeleta tafash tao. Huskii nilikuwa nimepanga kuishia coast kula hepi lakini wapi, imebidi nifungue biashara ndio nishughulikie hii emergency," she semad. Madam L added dat afta ha site angukad jamaas nyeshad on her offo reception, mpaka ikabidi aite makarao 2 force em wapange line n shika doria mpaka the last clayo is served.
Madam L toboad dat be4 tha mgomo no mothii eva kujad 2 sakanya a mboch. "Hiyo ilikuwa wax ya mawife au madem zao," she semad. "Na ubaya ya wamatha ni hao hulike mamboch who gwarad kcpe, wametoka ocha, na wasiwe masupuu." She ongezad dat jamaas hawana such macomplications bora 2 mboch anaweza cook n clean.
Lakini raondi hii jamaas wameinsist dat mbochnes sign a performance contract saying dat not only will they report 2 jamaas directly, but they will bila maswali mob perform any otha wax as and when requested by their wadosis.
Man keno, who was tegeaing 2 kwachu a mboch after his mama smsed him dat she was pigaing g10 support, denied any suspicious plot in jamaas' sudden involvement in choraing mamboch job. "Hiyo ni porojo, pumbavu wewe. Hii ni njia yetu ya kuappreciate our hardworking mamas who also hustle daily wakitafuta unga and fika cagerni kaa wamehema. Pia tunaprove ya kwamba jamaas wanaweza share da burden ya kumanage cager," he xplained.
Madam L semad the only tatizo in da recruitment process was dat some jamaas wanted 2 kwachu 2 mbochnes. "Zee, supply raondi hii hairuhusu. Hatuwezi kuwa na uhaba wa mei, ngata, na pia mamboch. Nimeamua ratio itakuwa 1:1 ndio kila charlie asihate mboch," she confirmed.
Meanwhile, bachelors ambao walifaa kumarikwa this weekend cancelled those mipangoz wakigwaya kunyimwa vitu during honeymoon. Almost Married, who confessed him n his chick had 'chilled' hadi weddo nite, tetad, "Chief, ebu imagine umekatia manzi, muende out kiasi, aitikie kukumarry, upeleke mahari kwao, ukanje ganji za weddo na kadhalika alafu 1st nite kama hazee na wife akunyime vitu juu ya g10. Si utaitana."