Ni madondo, not kuku porno, 4 rudge team

Da Otato under-mbao rudge team dat lost 33-32 2 tha local mboyz jijini majuzi wameshoiwa 2 immediately chuja burgers, manjiva, sodays, kuku porno na takataka zingine from their digestive systems.
64 cents, the pissed off cocha, confirmed this benchside declaration while yeye na maboyz wake mangad ugali madondo at a kayosk in inda. "Boss, si be4 2 land hii mtaa nilimesea match itakuwa walkover mbele nani duniani harecognise stato ndio show stopper iwe ni ganji, ngoma, michezo, mamovie, mandai... niendelee au nisiendelee?" he ulizad.
64 confessed alidhani kenya was part of hawaii and he had 2 tune obama 2 get passport ya dharura, ongezad by tha time stato was leading 32-14, alikuwa ashapanga whut 2 bonga baadae. "Ningeshow wakenya hii tabia ya kumanga sijui sembe, fish, madondo, chapo, matoke, murram na kadhalika msaray kaa mnataka maboy wenu wafaulu kwenye sekta ya rudge. Badala yake, muanze kumunch maburger, manjiva, kuku porno, mahot dog, mapizza, etc kaa mara tatu daily isivi."
But afta maboy wetu came bak from reverse n shindad, 64 na crew yake walibaki wamezubi. "Kizee, kwanza nilijijazia kuna uchawi unaendelea kwa pitch. Lakini afta nithibitishe hakukuwa na mende headless kwa uanjo, nikatuliza," he ongezad. It was wen he chekid one of his mboyz dishing a burger afterwards dat he gutukad ya kwamba mlo ndio ilichomea wire squad yake. "Nilishow huyo boy apige hiyo burger conversion na ahakikishe imeland ngong rd," he xplained.
64 pia hamishad em from their cbd hotel 2 thika, from where they have 2 piga kalesa 2 n fro nai daily. "Hii stori ya kumanga mlo local na pia kusidestep makauzi, mathree being driven juu ya pevu, mahawker na makarao itawathanya tizi enuff na mifupa sugu ndio tuweze kubonda sio tuu kenya next time, but pia mateam zingine kwa hii compe," he semad.