TZ playa forces NBA team ijifunze swa bongo edition

NBA imeshow maplayaz wote wa Memphis Grizzlies wafike crash course in bongo swa afta hiyo team swung jobo 2 TZ's Hasheem Manka. "Kwanza, congrakiratu 2 hasheem kwa kukwachu wax kuwa center kwa hii team. Ni deal ya nguvu kizee and it proves stato is the land of opportunity and not China," sez Three Pointer, NBA's relationship manager in charge of foreign playaz. "Pili, hizi daro za swa zitawezesha hasheem na wenzake waelewane kwa court juu rules za league say mamono lazima wachezee team moja for 3 yrs."
He sez daro will simulate situation real. "Tuseme hasheem kaa centre aget ball karibu na rim ya team ingine, haitakuwa poa wasay kumshow, 'Dunk the ball, fool.' " Instead, itabidi waseme, "Kaka, tunaomba utumbukize mpira ndani ya kapu hadi itetemeke, kumaa maye!"
When hasheem playz well, his team won't holla, "U on fire dawg! That's whut we talkin bout. Word 2 motha." Instead, watasema, "Mshikaji, shukrani za dhati kwa kujitolea kinaga ubaga na kutuwezesha tushinde mchezo wa leo uliokuwa mgumu kishenzi."
But wen he plays mbof n his team loses a game, wadhii won't diss him by saying, "Nigga, u fucked up big time 2 day. What's up with dat nigga? U best raise yo game or yo ass is on the next flight back 2 Africa. U heard?" Baada yake, watasay, "Mwanangu, mbona uvivu leo? Changamka kaka, changamka."
Afta a game the crew won't ask him, "What's poppin gee? R u down with hittin tha spot n checkin out tha honeyz? Sip some henny n mack the cutes. U know what am sayin." Instead, deal itakuwa, "Mshikaji vipi. Tunajivinjali wapi baada ya mechi?"
Three pointer adds dat bongo flavour will be used 2 supplement the daros n with tha new season startin end of oct, he hopes by then da grizzlies watakuwa wamenyita swa ya bongo. "And who knows, hasheem, allen iverson n swa will b tha triple threat hiyo team needs 2 fika the playoffs next year," he sez.