UG's ngata and Migingo islands: Kenya itaweza kweli?

UG's pataing of ngata and its beef with Kenya over who shud download the migingo islands browser has wachad country code 254 wazaing 'tutado?'
1 mpango being chorwad is 2 tuma a delegation ya power by boat from ziwa victoria to KPL 2 nego with M-7 kabla UG jengas a border offo on migingo and demands wakenya 2 apply for a visa in Nai.
Dip Immunity, a lounger at the mystery of foreign affairs and an ex-makerere studi whose thesis was 'joseph kony and the rebel angle in climate change,' confrmed by IM the existence of that mchoro. "Tunataka kubonga na M-7 tumshow our 2 countries have been mabeste tangu reli ijengwe enzi za maneaters of Tsavo," Dip semad. "Huskii si poa UG iwe na all thaaaat ngata halafu itunyime."
Dip alisay the migingo domay will be the appetiser during the mazungumzo, halafu the ngata buffet will be served. "Just like kukuta vitu where u just don't go fuaaa, hatutaki kuonekana nia yetu ni ngata from the first second. Kumbuka tuna sifa mbaya regionally as a man eat man society."
Dip bongad that Kenya might let UG keep migingo as long as it kwachus a timam share of UG's ngata "that will fanya shortages and queues at our petis potea 4 ever." As gova ya mseto waits for M-7 to bonga after it sent him a sufuria of Kenyan-cooked matoke by the same chopper that backfired on Ubako last week, otha bongo la biashara moves are being pangwad at one river rori club daily at 3am.
Kwanza is 2 convince vyombo vya habari to patia brito n stato ambassadors blackout and let balozi wa UG 2 bonga on kila kitu from shipjackers to the Hague to nyaga stockbrokers. "Bana, these mabalozis from brito n stato have been sounding like broken records tangu 1963. Ni wakati wa regional talent to take over," she semad.
Pili is 2 a weka a ka-note chini ya tender ads that semas 'UG contractors are especially encouraged 2 bid 4 this jobo.'
Lakini Dip couldn't swing us mo 411 as her mdosi's PC is da only one with net connection and she had been busted. "Usijali, dongera ni beste. Whacha niende tao window shopping 4 a godfather and bakora 4 M-7. Nitatoboa more morrow coz mdosi atakuwa at an islands and conflict resolution workshop. Cheers."